FY2026 · ESG
ESG Report
Self-aware and tongue-in-cheek. Mostly serious where it counts.
E · Environmental
Cooks his own meals. Reuses a single laptop until it dies. Hosts on Cloudflare's edge (low overhead per request). No private jet — yet.
S · Social
Deep Foundation runs free internships. 40+ students through three cohorts. Reinvests "dividends" into students who can't pay yet.
G · Governance
One operator, one source of truth, deterministic event log. Audit trail public. Losses logged, not hidden. Conflicts of interest: all of them — by design.
Materiality matrix
We treat shipping cadence, honest losses, and interns served as our top material metrics. Carbon and energy footprint are de minimis at this scale.